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Totally Summing Up Noe Valley By Age 3

This morning Hazel said, “Daddy goes to Apple, and Mommy goes to yoga.” Ugh. Demographically pegged by a preschooler. Cannot forget that Hazel still says “crocodile” as “tacodigle”.

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Wherein My Sister Lets Our Dad Know His Daughters Have Officially Exited Their Princess Phases

          

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It’s Big, It’s Heavy, Get Used To It

Okay, so my friend Joe has a challenge. He’s STRAIGHT, but he lives at the intersection of GAY & MORE GAY (a.k.a. Castro and 18th, S.F.). AND he lives above a gay erotica store that always has a sign announcing, … Continue reading

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Well, I Dig Your Style Too, Man

Truckee isn’t the town it used to be. Between Sacramento and Reno, the Old West railroad town was just a collection of boarded up saloons and storefronts and abandoned Victorians and shacks a mere fifty years ago. The town’s come … Continue reading

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All About Catch Up

We’re up in Tahoe. So great to have the girls not only have vacations in the same house that I had most of my vacations in, but to have them swim in the same lake and rebuild the fort that … Continue reading

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The Kids Like the Macabre

Say what you will about the horror and gore of fairy tales. I notice that most parents now shield their kids from the more gruesome “The Three Little Pigs”, not telling them that the first two pigs get eaten, or … Continue reading

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Yay Mom

Today my mom came over. We were eating lunch and there was a long silence and out of nowhere she says, “So. I took a selfie.” Near spit take.  

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Show Of Hands

How many of you beg for a week for a new toothbrush, and then, when confronted with a new, light-up sparkle toothbrush that meets with your ultimate approval, break down into hysterics at the mention that the old toothbrush might … Continue reading

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Origins

Violet yesterday.. “Santa Claus comes at Christmas.” Me: “Yup.” Violet: “And matadors come from Spain.” Me: “Also correct.”

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New Motherhood Video From My Sister Lauren

…..Starring my cutie-pie nephew Roland…. Motherhood in 45 Seconds

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