We went to a seafood restaurant today. The girls were very excited to score some crab bibs to use as superhero capes.

Behold! The mighty Crab Girl Wonder Twins! Here to pinch criminals into submission!

And in case you’re wondering, yes that IS a stuffed snake and a spoon inside of Violet’s purse.

Every day I find myself saying something that would be the words of an insane person if I didn’t have children.

Today’s sentence: “Watch out, you almost got your snake head in the ketchup.”