Just got down the box from the shed so I could play Easter Bunny. Hidden amongst the plastic grass and eggs were not one but TWO hard boiled eggs FROM LAST YEAR.
Nearly hurled all over the Peeps, which, come to think of it, is an appropriate response to Peeps in all cases, rotten egg stench or no.
First rule of Easter Club, count 0ut the eggs. Second rule of Easter Club, count out the eggs. Third rule of Easter Club, even a mini Cadbury Creme Egg is a bad idea.
Can’t wait to pick up egg shells and wash out the Peep-stick from the girls hair and watch our dog snarf dropped jelly beans, come the morn.