A Good Dinner

Tonight Jack made vegan wontons.

When it was all over and I was cleaning up the half-eaten cold ones, Jack said,

“Well that was a successful dinner!”

I looked at him in disbelief.

“So like, Violet biting her tongue until it bled and screaming while the smoke alarm goes off repeatedly throughout makes a successful meal?”

“Well,” said Jack, “it’s relative. I mean, the kids were not throwing their food.”

Omg. The bar for a good meal IS SO LOW.

At least I have a positive thinking husband.

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