Gosh. Today is a toss-up. I don’t know whether it’s finding Violet in Hazel’s crib naked this morning, or the fact that 3 minutes after I posted the photo of my pathetic little bouquet, she climbed up on a chair (while I was carrying Hazel inside) and pushed the entire thing off the counter, smashing glass all over the floor I had just mopped and vacuumed.
And the day’s not over yet.
Seriously, why do I even try?